Datedrop

When someone comments on a YouTube video to ask whether anyone else is watching it in the same month of the same year, sometimes under the illusion that other viewers give a shit, sometimes as deliberate spam

Hypothetical twelve year old: August 2017 anyone ?
Reply: I would order you to drink bleach if not for the legal repercussions
Hypothetical twelve year old: Chill boi its only a datedrop

by FuzzyDanglers August 21, 2017

DateDick

A person who makes plans with you, knowing from the start they will blow you off, but waits until the last minute before cancelling plans.

Geezus. I had a feeling weeks ago she was a datedick, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt. Now I'm stuck looking for other losers who have nothing to do on a Saturday night.

by RJKCAT July 9, 2018

daterectomy

Fictional dating site for people who don't want to have kids.

'Like I don't have herpes for postive singles,but I don't want kids like Tinder. Dating site for people that are clean and just wanna bang. It's Daterectomy!'

by Thief Ledger August 11, 2018

Datesharing

Datesharing is a platform that puts together daters and datees.

Alberto met Chochita on kuhmpuhnee, picked her up in an Uber and took her to an Airbnb staycation - talk about datesharing meets ridesharing meets home-sharing

by Bespoke Aficionado November 18, 2018

Datenn

Dating but not dating

I’m going to war so we are datenn

by Shithappensdauuggggggg June 19, 2019

Dater high

This school is filled with a bunch of pot heads. The main groups are student athletes, potheads, Nerds, and weirdos. Everyone smokes weed and skips class. The new principal is a bitch. The teachers be geeked to take somebody's phone and send them to time out (Like we 5 or something).

You go to dater high you must smoke weed.

by Moneychaser10 January 13, 2020

Datemas

April 6th is the Datemas holdiay. On this Holiday you must Ask your crush out or be with your significant other.

I cant wait for datemas to come, i wanna see kelly so bad

by dennisatro April 4, 2020