Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 29, 2024

Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.

While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.

by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024

Connecticut Milkshake

The act of blending butter, feces, and milk, and then consuming it through pumping into the asshole

I was so surprised when Molly actually did the Connecticut Milkshake

by Astronautbox3727 March 20, 2026

Conner Gaines

Tall boy, dungeon master, honorary frog, future general

Wow! That guy right there is such a Conner Gaines! Everyone loves him!

by froggyboy2025 February 19, 2025

Conner

A faggot straight up gay

Wow that guy is conner asf

by Daddymedaddy March 19, 2025

Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.

"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."

by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025

Conner

Conner is the best boyfriend ever, hes so sweet,kind and caring (and horny) but he’s an amazing boyfriend I love him so much I hope he doesn’t die. But he’s the best boyfriend ever he’s like a built in best friend. I love you Conner

Conner is a Awesome sauce boyfriend

by 𝓒𝓞𝓝𝓝𝓔𝓡 June 8, 2025