Most highly anticipated streamer of all time, Cam Weeny, also known as “Cameron Jones” strives to make the world a better place. He is sponsored by many cologne companies due to that being his staple of entertainment. Many companies such as WD-40 Bug Spray and Buggers Delight are usually known as his pillars of support. He is also known as one of the popular speedrunners that have completed “Scrat’s Nutty Adventure” in under 15 minutes.
Viewer: “I love using my WD-40 Bug Spray”
Clay Coffee: “Well I’ll give you my yearly customer discount!”
Clay Coffee: “Well I’ll give you my yearly customer discount!”
by Clay Coffee June 10, 2024

Rapid need to defecate after a cup or a sip of coffee in the morning. Is usually strengthened by a cigarette or any nicotine dispenser.
- Where have you been??
- Sorry, I had a coffee brick :(
- Yeah, better to shit beforehand than shit in bare hand...
- Sorry, I had a coffee brick :(
- Yeah, better to shit beforehand than shit in bare hand...
by jkl334 May 4, 2024

THING THAT HOLDS YOU COFFEE BITCH
by DUNCAN'S COCK May 16, 2018

The necessary container for the all-essential life juice known as coffee. Substitutions, such as a foam cup, a thermos, or otherwise, may taint the coffee.
When my Urban Dictionary coffee mug went missing, I went for 3 hours that morning without a single cup of coffee! I almost died!
by NinjaChicken666 January 12, 2020

Another word for Beer
by the5ifty June 25, 2010

by najinos May 13, 2011

by bossycoffee July 21, 2022
