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Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022
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Coffee and Water

A term that means sex, or someone who wants sex with someone else

More common in Western European countries, and used to hit on people in diners and breakfast restaurants
Can I order some coffee and water from you? cause I’m getting thirsty
by Kevin_cheese June 13, 2022
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Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.
I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!
by anonymous June 16, 2022
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Coffee

This is a brown-colored drink. Milk, sugar and cream can be added to it, or even cinnamon, ice cream and butter. It contains caffeine, which is what makes drinking coffee refreshing. Caffeine stimulates the nerve system. Children should avoid drinking coffee.
Drinking coffee is commonly drunk in the morning and afternoon.
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jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it
hey boys lets play jizz coffee.
by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022
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Coffee

Used as a synonym for One-Night-Stands, especially in the black community.
by ConWarlock August 21, 2022
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Coffee Drama

The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.
Mega coffee drama this morning, we were out of creamer and I had to wait for the second pot.
by c2l2 September 4, 2022
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