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chocolate donut

When a guy or girl takes a shit, doesn't wipe their ass and sits on your face. Leaving the sides of your mouth all chocolatey.
After sex you come out of the room and someone says, "Hey man, did you eat a chocolate donut? You got chocolate on your mouth."
by Norman Bangs June 1, 2013
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Pocket Chocolate

"I was prairie dogging on the way home and got stuck in traffic, ended up with a little pocket chocolate."

"Don't worry, it's just some pocket chocolate."
by Lunaalala November 10, 2019
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Chocolate foot

The act of forcefully sticking ones foot up anothers ass repeatedly.
Bill - "Hey how was your date with Julie?"
Jim - "It was good until she gave me the chocolate foot."
by Hank Dangalow May 4, 2011
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chocolate nutcracker

A painful sexual act wherein a female pours chocolate sauce over male genitalia and teases the male with what seems to be oral sex. When the male is sure to get said oral sex the female then bites his testicles causing immense pain. Many who enjoy pain and find sexual pleasure in it perform this act.
Cindy: My new boyfriend likes pain.
Martha: So did you give him the old chocolate nutcracker?
Cindy: Oh yeah, and he loved it.
by Dance Explo September 17, 2013
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chocolate straddler

A white girl who exclusively straddles black men.
"Amy is a chocolate straddler. She prefers big chocolate men."
by Hannawana April 23, 2007
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Chocolate Bagel

Two anuses (male or female) are pushed together just as fecal matter is released. The two holes are then rubbed together.
Guy or girl: Hey baby, I'm craving some chocolate bagel.
by Booty_Ninja October 17, 2010
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Chocolate droppings

I a point in intercourse where one must try to nibble off the freckles off of the opposite sex's ass cheeks
Hey Tony gave me a Chocolate droppings today in our hot SEX! It was soooo damn gross!" "I thought tony was a girl. She isn't...." "FUCK.
by Ass candy for the young souls December 21, 2010
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