when someone has got their head shoved so far up their ass that they are wearing their bum as a beanie.
by natnatnat_ April 14, 2008

A bum towel is a personal towel used specifically to dry ones butt cheeks (buttocks) and butt crack (inter gluteal cleft) after a bath, shower or swim.
The aim is to prevent wiping your arse over the rest of your body.
The aim is to prevent wiping your arse over the rest of your body.
by sharpchef March 23, 2015

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by 7841sugnuf May 26, 2010

A hand-held device used to clean ones anus with a jet of water after using the toilet.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.
Originating in India, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.
Dave: Damn it, that burrito I ate gave me runny shits. I'll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!
Kumar: Why not use a bum shower? It removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
Dave: Great! I'll try it.
<Dave uses a bum shower>
Dave: Excellent! My ass is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!
by Lord Ownage February 21, 2015

A game where two guys put a drumstick up their asses and fight with them. The first to have their drum stick fall out gets it wiped under their nose.
This game was shown in the movie Dirty Sanchez.
This game was shown in the movie Dirty Sanchez.
*2 Guys play a game of bum drum*
*Guy 1 Wins!*
Guy 1: Muhahahaha, i win
*Whipes shitty drum stick under guy 2's nose*
Guy 2: Oh Shit, that's horrible
*Guy 1 Wins!*
Guy 1: Muhahahaha, i win
*Whipes shitty drum stick under guy 2's nose*
Guy 2: Oh Shit, that's horrible
by Derek Troke November 13, 2007

A relatively small stagnant body of water, usually curbside or near a storm drain, which contains an assortment of garbage and other waste. They are peculiar because they exist despite long periods of little to no rainfall. The word "bum" is attached because these puddles usually have an oily sheen and can contain articles of clothing, used needles, and broken glass.
After hours of dancing and drinking, the two girls decided to make the walk to the car barefoot. Oblivious to their surroundings, they stepped off the curb directly into a bum puddle.
by DJ Molar 5 August 21, 2011
