Better

When you watch most of elf, because it’s not as good without your girlfriend, instead of all of it

Mackenzie: you watched elf without me
Rock: no I watched most of it
Mackenzie: that’s not better
Rock: that’s literally the definition of better

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Better Offer Club

A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.

Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC

by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022

Battery Dildo

A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.

The term was popularized by Cathode Ray Dude on YouTube in 2021, although it may have been in use prior to this.

In lieu of powering his camera with a battery, Gavin chose to use a battery dildo with a wall wart.

by Ronjoe223 March 19, 2022

better lifing

referring to improving quality of life; like saying better living but large life changes aren't made

ahh John looks good, he must be better lifing.

by sir.raiahhhh March 20, 2022

Better-in-law

When you like your in-laws more than your parents.

I can’t wait to go to my better-in-laws for the weekend.

by Skik24 March 25, 2022

Bitter barb

A nicki Minaj fan who is mad at cardi b for being a successful female rapper.

He was a bitter barb for being angry with cardi b all the time.

by Cute bardi April 5, 2022