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booty disease 

The grossness contracted from a toilet seat when you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom. A completely preventable disease, symptoms include: nausea, the "trots", vomiting, unpleasant odors, and the shame of knowing people saw you not washing your hands.
Timmy contracted the booty disease and now no one will have lunch with him.
booty disease by Dr. Snrub February 27, 2020
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Booty cheese smoothie 

A booty cheese smoothie is when ones booty cheese is so thin when you’re eating it it seems like you’re eating/ drinking a smoothie. The taste is DELECTABLE!! It is so good and is arguably one of the best kinds/ textures of booty cheese. Someone can accidentally have this kind of booty cheese, or it can happen on accident. This can happen when you eat too much booty cheese at once, eat too much ice cream, have too much sex, not enough sex, or you eat too many cat dookies( although I wish it would be unlimited cat dookie eating because sometimes coming out the booty cheese smoothie stings really bad like when you eat hot Cheetos and your poop comes out burning and red.) anyways enjoy booty cheese smoothies on sundays!!!
Today I had the best booty cheese smoothie!! It was immaculate.

Booty biscuits

When you’re making out with a female while massaging both of her butt cheeks as if kneading dough into a deliciously hot buttered biscuit.
I’ve buttered a few booty biscuits with my spermenade.
Booty biscuits by Leo Wrecks October 31, 2020

Booty Time 

A time of the day to get that well deserved, juicy, booty from the one special women.
Hey gf, It's booty time

booty call soulmate

A perfect match in the bedroom, but not elsewhere.
I finally hooked up with dude, he's fr my booty call soulmate, I just wish he could get the rest together.
booty call soulmate by J9er11 January 27, 2021

booty cleaner

a mythological person who one can summon to wipe one's butt after a bowel movement
That was such a bowel movement, I had to summon 25 booty cleaners to wipe my butt!

Booty soup 

Booty soup is the product of multiple guys cumming in the same booty hole. Booty soup is usually kept in, but if it’s kept in for too long it will crust over and turn into booty chud.
Hey mat, I have mad booty soup right now.
Booty soup by Strikegold June 26, 2021