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Beavert Moment

A Beavert Moment is when you are completely unaware of what is going on
Cade: *actively talking about what we're doing tonight
Avert 5 minutes later: What are we going to do tonight?
Tripp: Beavert moment
by ChiefBirdclaw March 12, 2021
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Beaver Dust

Beaver dust is a phenomena that may be encountered when browsing the senior section of the Tinder aisle.

A place once filled with fun, afternoon rain showers, and an occasional a carrot... now coughs dust like a covid-19 patient as the wetlands have become arid but the aroma of tilapia still permeates the air.
Grandpa was telling me a bedtime story about the time when the Japanese fish market was hit with a freak sand storm that blinded him for several days, and how that was nothing compare to the Beaver Dust he encountered when the Friday afternoon breeze lifted Brenda's floral evening gown.
by BeaverDust March 22, 2021
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blahversity

The result of an organization espousing diversity in hiring or enrollment, but in actuality, the only diversity they seek is pigmentation and sexual orientation/identity. Diversity in opinion, political affiliation or world view is actively discouraged, resulting in a very bland, homogeneous intellectual environment.
That university claims to be committed to diversity when recruiting new students. However, they're only interested in various skin colors and sexual orientations. They have no tolerance for any political orientation that's not wholly liberal.

That's not diversity, that's blahversity.
by Travelingmankc March 23, 2021
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Beaver

Carlos : You’ve seen that beaver with the mop hair?
David: Yeah bro, his teeth keep growing with all the wood he eats.
by emptier March 28, 2021
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beaversexual

When you are extremely attracted to beavers.
I am very attracted to beavers. Therefore, I am beaversexual.
by ChipFunni June 2, 2021
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beavertale

the cool guy who wrote this
beavertale kool
by beavertale June 2, 2021
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