Crazy Bed

In Mexican slang, when one goes to sleep so shitfaced that the bed one is lying on spins like crazy hence one not being able to fall asleep.

"I was so drunk last night that when I went to sleep I had the crazy bed and I ended up puking like Jimmi Hendrix and couldn't fucking fall asleep."

by MedjeedIX July 2, 2023

Hork a fatty and go to bed

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.

"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"

by BarryCat June 3, 2024

dude i fucked that girl in the bed

you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol

help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes

by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017

Dorm Bedding

The crazy dorm bed size that is impossible to find anywhere!

Ted: "I can find dorm bedding that fits my bed!"
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'

by TheChoosenOne13 May 14, 2014

bed wine

(noun) the final glass of wine for the evening that you enjoy alone, usually in bed.

It's been a day so I am just going to enjoy this bed wine and pass out.

by reel tlk July 21, 2022

bed rich

Adjective, when more than half of the covers are on your side of the bed. Leaving your partner's with a bare minimum.

I didn't steal the covers. I'm bed rich.

by TechRescue December 10, 2018

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021