Bagel

It is a sadder version of a Donut. Usually plain but you can put frosting on it which means you basically made a Donut.

"I would like a bagel."
"No you would not like a bagel"

by Sparkythedef July 30, 2018

Bader-Quality

Adj. - Description of something that is required to be of high, utterly pristine quality. Something that must be perfection.

This diamond ring is NOT of Bader-quality

by Smit10222 September 3, 2018

bagel rupture

when you get anal blasted so hard your bagel (rectum) rips open

fuck I have a bagel rupture from last night

by SCUBA SKITTLEMAN October 8, 2018

Bagel with nutella

A donut

Bagel with nutella are donuts

by Edsva October 20, 2018

Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Baer

Often described as an aboriginal man hole with an appetite for NewZealand sausage.

Baer is often seen searching for anal comfort

by Belmore January 9, 2019

Bagel

A person that is highly cared about and appreciated{

That girl is my bagel

by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019