moose bag

A particularly ugly woman.

Look at that moose bag on the dance floor!

by wonky james September 18, 2017

Lumber Bag

A term used to describe the scrotum. It is derived from the Latin term that describes the penis as "lumber."

"Bryant just took a shot to the lumber bag while playing street hockey, he may not have kids after that one."

by Growly the Grizzly October 18, 2017

diddle bag

When someone ejaculates into a plastic grocery bag.

The amount of noise the diddle bag created woke everyone else up in the room.

by JFR16 March 24, 2017

Bag of ass

When you need a creative insult, you take this.

That science class is such a bag of ass.

by Damienny April 27, 2017

Bags and Lines

Eyebags and wrinkles

Ever since i hit 30, my bags and lines became really obvious!

by Butterjem June 7, 2017

bag of morris

slang for weed. Popularized by the late and great Action Bronson

Yo man you can’t just spark up my bag of morris and not invite me.

by Bobby Bitch November 23, 2017

hockey bag

The smelliest shit on earth that even febreeze can't handle. Never get into a car if someone says, "Hey, I've got wet gear in the back. Hope you don't mind."

source - hockey player who has to ride 2 hours to and from practice

"Yo, I bet my hockey bag smells worse than yours ya muffin!"

by chronodos May 31, 2016