Grant jokes

A dad joke but much much cooler

"Road work ahead, I sure hope it does" is an example of a grant jokes

by Expertbacon February 3, 2024

Mariya Joke

A joke that is painfully unfunny to everyone and makes you cringe thinking about.

*Mariya pretends to stab you with a knife and laughs about it*
“Is that another Mariya Joke?…Hahaha😐”

by Theodore Raz February 3, 2024

Mariya Joke

Super unfunny joke told by people called Mariya. They seem to tell the worst jokes while failing to realise no one finds it funny. Their jokes start off bad but progressively get worse and worse the more they tell them.

That was a Mariya Joke.

by W . W February 8, 2024

Joke

Hey some guy said I have good timing.

Hym "You need to actually try to compartmentalize a little bit. You're not going to but whatever. The fact of the matter is this: the thing I said is happening is happening. I don't give a fuck about your kids. In your hierarchy of values, putting me in a position where I am either caged or I have my rights taken away is more important to you than whether or not I harm a kid. And the harm I was talking about previously was abstract harm caused by reading about sex or violence or the hybrid of the two in direct reference. I haven't been charged with any crimes. Never committed an act of violence. There is no line. There is a lot you have to ignore to try and draw a parallel between him and me and that's really all you're doing isn't it? And that's all you plan on doing. You are not the self appointed moral arbiters you seem to think you are and I can prove it by doing the thing you want to pretend you're trying to stop me from doing. This is in response to something that has been happening for years. And that thung is justification enough for worse than what I'm currently doing. And I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. It's a joke and it's not. Like the midget from that south park episode. You need to just let it go."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.

Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023

Joke

An example

Person1:Wanna joke?
Person2:A joke?
Person1:Yeah.
Person1:A joke
Person2:What's a joke?
Person1:Here's an examp-
Person2:Okay i'm ready
Person1:Knock Knock? Say, Who's there.
Person2:Who's There?
Person1:Interrupting cow! You say interrupting cow who?
Person2:Interrupting co-
Person1:Mooooooooooooo
Person2:Hey I didn't get to finish!
Person1:I know!
Person2: Ohhhhh!

by Mowiam April 18, 2023

joke

my whole entire life

my whole entire life is a joke

by Chris_28 May 3, 2023