Male jacked from the high heavens. Has the quirky power to give you the most deadliest of spirit fingers known to man. Once beat Arnold Palmer in a badminton contest. Wears tights to bed because he likes the way it feels and makes his legs look fierce. Isn’t afraid to stand in the crowd and twerk like Tina from bobs burgers. Once adopted a squirrel to try to raise an army to over throw the government. Has excellent painting skills. Can out paint the biggest 2nd grader you will ever see. Some people call him a genetic freak others call him the daddy wrangler 4000! With nipples the size of a small marble. He once bought a jar of pickles, then returned them because he couldn’t get the lid open. This is the type of pure peak specimen you get when you mix Barry bonds Michelle Feiffer and ash Ketchum.
This mother fuck is Aaron davis
by Imuhtractor June 07, 2022
Aaron Kenner is a first wave SHD agent that went rogue and betrayed the Division inside the dark zone and is one of the main antagonist in the first game and later also the Main antagonist in the Second game’s Warlords of New York Expansion
SHD Agent 1: “Hey you know about Aaron Kenner?”
SHD Agent 2: “Yeah I heard all the things that happened in Manhattan with him, Crazy if you tell me.”
SHD Agent 2: “Yeah I heard all the things that happened in Manhattan with him, Crazy if you tell me.”
by McPatty September 23, 2021
Dirty Aaron
by mj2397 May 12, 2024
Dirty Aaron
by mj2397 May 12, 2024
Premium gaslighter, only filled with lies and deception.
Often comboed with the Nathan effect to double its power.
Often comboed with the Nathan effect to double its power.
by jhorn34 June 06, 2022
by derekk glasses June 08, 2022
Prone to being overweight
by Alex Ballance May 14, 2022