Noodle blaster

a nigger!

Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!

by Noodle Blaster May 7, 2023

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Noodle brained muppet

A completely brain dead imbecile.

That dude is a real Noodle brained muppet.

by John_doe42069 November 7, 2024

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Chow mein ramen noodles

A better way to communicate departure than a simple “bye” first said by Shandi Foster

Person 1: “Bye”
Person 2: “Chow mein ramen noodles”

by Onyx84 May 30, 2021

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Noodle Eyes

When a fine girl’s eyes sting as if she got hot noodle water in her eyes.

“Bae I think I have noodle eyes!!”

by DonTheSauceGod July 17, 2022

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When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.

I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.

by BananaSlammer June 3, 2021

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