Not Johnny

Someone who appears to be, but is in fact, not Johnny.

Dude! That Dude over there is a not Johnny!

by ShrewdSauce November 26, 2021

johnny elbows

A mentally disabled mongoloid that is taken advantage of by creeps on tiktok for views. Known for having hella racing stripes in almost every pair of pants he owns. He's also an alleged diddler

Bro did u see johnny elbows on tiktok hit the griddie

by Stupidgayboy September 08, 2023

Johnny sliverhand

Wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn

Rogue: hey Johnny
Johnny sliverhand: shut the fuck up

by Johnny sliverhand December 17, 2024

Johnny Ferret

Another name for Gianfranz

Gianfranz is a fortfuck

Jesus: 'Did you hear Johnny Ferret watched porn in class?'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'

by MinecraftGoodFortniteBad69 December 10, 2019

Here's Johnny!

A line from the horror movie "The Shining". It became so popular everybody started using it. It is said by the actor Jack Nicholson.

Guy 1: I heard someone knocking on the door.
*Opens door*
Guy 2: Here's Johnny!
Guy 1: Fuck you asshole!

by Big_hawkbro1212 December 06, 2024

Johnny Tambourine

To be Johnny Tambourine you have to get absolutely black out drunk and be an absolute liability. Although you may be entertaining to your friends it doesn’t matter because you can’t remember most of the night

Mate I got so fucked last night I went full Johnny tambourine

by Adam Quest January 01, 2022

Long Johnny

Slang term for my big dick

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long

by Mattlarrystitt April 09, 2017