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Chinese Horse Ass Games

a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.
you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.
by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023
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Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other. Becoming trapped plugging up two erupting swamp geysers.
"Strap really pulled Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."
by Tango Taco September 8, 2023
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Little Oily Chinese Boy

He wears a suit.
Why is he so shiny?
He is a little oily Chinese boy
by Nuts289 September 22, 2023
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Chinese Kid

A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)
Checkout my new Chinese Kid!
by hankthesuperhank September 22, 2023
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chinese pickle jar

by hav you guys see chinese pickl September 27, 2023
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Chinese finger fuck

Those Chinese toys where you pull your fingers apart and the toy grips your fingers
I got go get my Chinese finger fuck
by SuckMonster33672 September 28, 2023
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Chinese tea

How ‘bout you pull that out and we share a cup of Chinese tea?
by Theoren1 September 29, 2023
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