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new yorker

literally, a resident of new york, esp. the new york city greater metropolitan area. in some places it can be used as a slightly offencieve term to describe bad drivers, second home owners, and tourists, due to the fact that in those places the majority of tourists and second home owners are from new york. the meaning of bad drivers come from the the fact of horrible traffic with much honking on mannhatten, and from the fact that tourists dont know the area's roads and rules, making them worsh drivers than locals.
there was a bunch of people and traffic in town today, but it was all new yorkers
by annon. January 19, 2004
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Yorkie Yap Attack

The yorkie yap attack involves a few steps during sexual intercourse

1. grab the victim by the shoulders and throw them to the ground.
2. Once you've been going for awhile and you're just about to peak you grab the bitches hair and get it all in her face.
3. Woman love this, they'll be all up on you for more once you preform the Yorkie yap Attack!
ken: Barbie come on over here and fuck
barbie: Oh yeah baby
ken:(Yorkie Yap Attack's Barbie)
barbie: ¡Mas bebe, mas!
by Maxders February 25, 2009
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chi-yorker

A person who has lived in both chicago & new york

A bad ass mother fucker
Yo dawg, don't mess with him...
That bamf's a chi-yorker
by DoomDog February 19, 2009
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New Yorken

New York, New York descents
Going to the New Yorken Club.
by kaflil makaveli kahata August 14, 2019
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Yorkshire Blizzard

When you cum upwards towards a ceiling fan (which needs to be switched on) and because it's so cold up north it then comes down like snowflakes. The important part is that you then catch it on your tongue when it comes down.
After enjoying a bread cake and gravy she really wanted a Yorkshire Blizzard for dessert.

That were right good, I Yorkshire Blizzarded everywhere.
by EvilBailey December 3, 2010
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Yorked

When York University has screwed up your life. Again.
"Oh man, I thought my life was starting to make sense, but I got Yorked!"
"It was a new day, but then it got all Yorked up. I should have known."
"Friends don't let friends get Yorked."
by Marchesa Casati March 16, 2015
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new yorker

New Yorker is an arrogant, primitive, money/pleasure-obsessed individual; irritable, angry and nasty type A personality who doesn't give a damn about others and only cares for his/her own well-fare. Some are just curse-spitting lowlifes, some are coldhearted bastards who think they belong to "high society" and are "on top of the world" (they're really only on top of their mamma). Many "New Yorkers" had 100s or dozens of sexual partners and long forgotten that love, intimacy, care, etc. STDs are rampant. New Yorkers think it's normal to go to a bar and find a one-night stand or to dump their partner on some petty issue and easily find a replacement (the dumped New Yorkers don't care too much though, because they are as committment-phobic as their lovers) Most New Yorkers fear or dislike nature and anything that is natural, for that matter, and try to hide behind fake values and things like "style and fashion" to conceal their spiritual and emotional emptiness. They prefer to see nature tamed and confined to something like Park Avenue poodle (who spends his days pampered at DOG DAYCARE). Many New Yorkers are extreme weirdos that outdo most L.A. nutcases by far and far. Some of the worst scum of world are New Yorkers: from lawyers to street thugs--though not all New Yorkers are scum, of course. And yes, I did live in NYC for quite a while, as well as in all large US cities.
From the News: "New Yorker got spit on and beaten by another subway passenger after apologizing for stepping on his foot"
by Dangelion November 18, 2006
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