a lazy way of saying what ever when you care so little that you don't even feel like saying what ever.
after a long arguement:
Bitch: "I can't believe you fucked my sister, you're such a low down scumbag, don't ever call me again."
Lazy Stoner: "What evs."
Bitch: "I can't believe you fucked my sister, you're such a low down scumbag, don't ever call me again."
Lazy Stoner: "What evs."
by Yigstein's Money March 4, 2011
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by samanthalloyd January 9, 2010
Get the what's doing mug.Exclusively used by 7 - 10 year old boys. Directly translated to WHAT THE FUCK? But because of obvious retaliation from parental figures What the snap? is more appropriate. This will graduate to What the heck? and What the H-E- double hockey sticks by ages 10 - 13. Most likely it will reach What the Hell? by ages 13 - 16 and reach full maturity to What the fuck? from then on.
<Tucker missing a note on Guitar Hero> What the snap, man?
<Tucker's father>Did you just say what the snap?
<Tucker> Better than what the fuck, isn't it?
<Tucker's father beats him to a bloody pulp>
<Tucker's father>Did you just say what the snap?
<Tucker> Better than what the fuck, isn't it?
<Tucker's father beats him to a bloody pulp>
by Blueridgechick September 23, 2009
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'what the fuck?'
'what the hell?'
and with the same meaning: "what?"
'what the fuck?'
'what the hell?'
and with the same meaning: "what?"
by jennyfer55 October 5, 2007
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A question about what another has his attention on. What is he thinking about or busy with? "Up" in this usage is referring to a slag from around the 1930s meaning: occupied with or busy with.
When I saw him he was angry so I asked "what's up?". But he would not tell me what he was angry about.
by Scottmana September 29, 2007
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Used by those who have a profound hate for Jewish citizens for no good reason, or to instill shock and astonishment within peers and acquaintances at one's loose morals and tongue.
However, it can be a source of immense hilarity for many like this, much of the Urban Dictionary community included.
Used by those who have a profound hate for Jewish citizens for no good reason, or to instill shock and astonishment within peers and acquaintances at one's loose morals and tongue.
However, it can be a source of immense hilarity for many like this, much of the Urban Dictionary community included.
Randall: "So I was walking down the street, and I saw this guy buying a packet of Sweet Chilli Heat to perform a Blazing Garbonzo on his mum."
Jeeb: "What the Jew is a Blazing Garbonzo?"
Jeeb: "What the Jew is a Blazing Garbonzo?"
by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009
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