septic tank whale

beautiful human being. confident in their body. intelligent like whales. filled with joy

damn! that sure is a good looking septic tank whale! i wish i could date her.

by drizzydrake13 November 18, 2023

Whale Mouth

The act of performing anal sex without lube causing the receiver so much pain that they make dolphin noises.

I'm gonna whale mouth you so hard tonight!!!

by buttbooger69 August 23, 2015

whale den

Another way of saying "well then", just better.

" My dog just died."
"Whale den"

by Rainbuttcorntin January 13, 2017

whale shark maneuver

a whale shark maneuver is when a girl opens up her vagina as wide as possible and then a guy shits right inside the girl's vagina

Dude, me and Felicia were so drunk last night we tried the whale shark maneuver.

by backpackkid October 22, 2019

Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown humans.

Run away it’s a fat alien whale!

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022

Ernie Whale

Incredibly smart and attractive man. true story

Wow I wanna be like Ernie WHale

by EmilyLovesMeRight October 11, 2021

Mustard Whale

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.

"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale

by tonysuave August 15, 2010