outlaw wrestler

an outlaw wrestler is a wrestler who uses illegal tactics to win a wrestling match, possible tactics include:
1. punching or kicking an opponent
2. using performance enhancing drugs
3. choking an opponent
4. distracting an opponent

some schools are very infamous for their outlaw wrestlers

by TokenIranian February 28, 2016

fat wreck

A fat wreck is a person, usually someone who is heartbroken or fucked up over a relationship, who has eaten their feelings, usually a large amount of junk food, and perhaps alcohol, and has reached the terminal capacity for food, and has no choice except to examine themselves, and the wreckage of chip bags, pizza boxes and beer cans littering their domicile.

A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.

"Man, what happened to you? Why is our apartment a disgusting mess?"

"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."

OR,

"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."

by GabbaGee May 26, 2016

Gun Wrestling

A spinoff of Thumb Wrestling, where the player, instead of playing with another person, is alone with possibly a bottle of alcohol and a gun of any choice. The player then wrestles with themselves on whether or not they should use said gun to commit suicide.

I spent all last night gun wrestling. I'll never touch rum again.

by cockhandle October 18, 2016

Crush Wrecked

When you keeping falling for more and more people and don't know what to do.

" I got crush wrecked so many times today at school and now I don't know what to do"

by Mikayuu October 28, 2016

bologna wrestling

A specific category of wrestling that involves two or more shirtless male individuals, where the sweat on the exposed skin simulates the textural and audible properties of wet bologna.

Hey Cletus, wanna wrestle?

Yeah Jed, but only if we're bologna wrestling.

What's that?

*removes shirt*

by manyplayz November 16, 2016

bus wreck

A piece of a twinkie stuck in a nutella jar

Man that bus wreck was hilarious

by Gg kush masta November 23, 2016

TURD WRESTLER

COUSIN OF "TURD MONKEY"AKA:ONE OR ALL OF MY DOGS OR GRANDCHILDREN,DEPENDING ON THEIR CURRENT ACTIVITY.

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NASTY "TURD WRESTLER"!
LOOK AT THIS MESS!WHAT A DISGUSTING "TURD WRESTER"YOU ARE!

by FROGMAMA February 24, 2017