Yahweh Three Way

Similar to a Joseph's Cuckold, the Yahweh Three Way is when the Christian deity decides to let his son be born through a woman on earth - a woman in a relationship where there are now three parties involved. Seen as either the cornerstone of Christianity, or blatant bullshit

I was shocked to find out my wife has been engaging in a Yahweh Three Way, without my knowledge. Some folks have been laughing behind my back, but it's okay... at least I will be the father of a demigod

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Half-Way Rule

If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.

Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!

by WREKLESS April 9, 2023

Chilli 5 Way

It's when a group of people (typically 50 years old or above) Get together and have an orgy involving Nutella and black beans. Was first seen happening in the backroom of an MCL in Augusta, Georgia when 3 seniors ended up in the hospital with a myriad of injuries involving hip injuries and groin strains

Joe: "Hey Betty, run to the store and get a 2 pound bag of beans and get the Nutella out of the fridge so it's not cold on my balls tonight for the Chilli 5 Way"

by Rope___ May 5, 2014

yeehaw 3-way

When 3 yeehaw people find out they can't get each other pregnant and have an orgy.

"Tyler, Jake, and I bought a bottle of lube and are gonna have a yeehaw 3-way all night long."

by El Walkerama May 22, 2019

One Way Joe

A person who has to have everything their way and puts other people down for having different taste.

Hey man you want to go see a concert tonight?

Who's playing?

Well it's sort of an electronic..

Let me STOP you right there that music is for liberal pussies and gays. It has nothing god fearing to do with it... Pantera? That's a band.

You're such a One Way Joe.

by moosir2u December 29, 2013

Siamese 3 Way

The act of getting your threesome card the easiest. Banging a chick that has 2 heads and 1 puss.

“Yo E, do you think it’s considered a threesome if you bang a set of Siamese twins? You know, like a chick with 2 heads and 1 puss!”

“I’m gonna have myself a Siamese 3 way tonight”

by Aquacasa69 September 9, 2023

Paved Their Own Way

A phrase people use to discredit someone who has worked hard to make it easy for the newer ones to walk through the path without any obstacles. It's mostly said to deny someone's privilege

person one: BTS PAVED THE WAY. They made it easier for the everyone who debuted after them to make into the outside world without any obstacles.

person two: no, MY faves PAVED THEIR OWN WAY

by lilimin April 25, 2021