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Urban Dictionary

Where you go when a whore fucks a literal retard in the group home you work and pretends she isn't doing that.
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A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?

Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?

No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.

Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?

Yes. You are.
by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
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Obviously, anything that has to do with weed or sex.
i was on urban dictionary and looked up bette midler and whatta ya know it is a sex move now!
by The Gold Shadow June 10, 2009
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a fucked up website with a shit ton of fucked up definition that you would never use on a daily bases
by personness February 12, 2015
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Urban Dictionary is website based on people’s opinion’s. They define word, people and other things of human nature. It is a place where they can express what they feel about the word or person without being known who had wrote it. They sometimes match you or what you or others do. Other times when you look up someone else their opinion might be true other times not. For example
BRANDON: A godly man that carries himself with pride and dignity and loves only one woman. His sexual prows is legendary and craved by women near and far but experienced by very few. In my case I find this not true about the one I know. It is also found true about another Brandon I know. Most people would describe me as a bitch or hot or ugly. That is their opinion here is Urban’s. ALICIA: an AMAZING girl with AMAZING boobs. usually a brunette. has a lot of fun, and is a happy person. is usually pretty confusing, and very VERY flirty. The first note describes me to many people and myself. This next word has many meanings to people. Some hate it , some just can’t get enough. LOVE:Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, and trusting them not to. This one, well this person obviously can go two ways. 1. Either they had just had their heart broken and was putting their opinion into words or 2. They really trust this person and hope this is what happens. Well hope you enjoyed my definition of URBAN DICTIONARY. Have fun and keep on opinionating
Girl#1 How is he in bed?
Girl#2 Idk Look him up on urban dictionary
by alicia2011 August 4, 2011
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People write a lot of dumb shit on Urban Dictionary.
by FutureGaming56 May 19, 2015
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Look up and a little to the left. It explains it.
Urban Dictionary is... where?
by Doctor Breen December 24, 2008
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An online website consistent of seemingly offensive words defined by buttfucking artards and incest cunts who think they're knowledgeable, such as myself.
Have you read the definition of Donald trump on Urban dictionary yet?
by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016
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