Dick Toaster

When you put your dick in a toaster then put it in a body of water for pleasure

Mmmm time for the best Dick toaster I’ve ever had

by SpiderGuy7 October 16, 2019

Vanilla toast

Doubly plain Jane nothing special, both vanilla and toast show it is exceptionally plain.

That company is very vanilla toast. They don't do anything special.

by Tnccawsome January 28, 2020

Disgusted toast

A: Popular Among Us streamer/content creator who actively plays with other streamers such as Hafu, 5up, Sykunno, and Valkyrae.

B: The only thing rarer than two bullets colliding with each other is a Disgusted Toast video title without "17,700 IQ" in it.

Intro: "Hah! Disgusted Toast" (This guy's toast)
"How did you do that Toast?!"

Toast: "I'm pretty sure I saw someone fake Dragon"
Everyone: "What's dragon?"
Toast: "DRAGGIN DEEZ NUTS ON YOUR FACE"
Everyone: "I'm voting Toast"

by WeegeeFan March 22, 2021

Woman toast

Bread made from vaginal yeast toasted and buttered with breast milk butter

Chad: hey bro I just made some toast, do you want any?

GUY: yeah sure *takes a bite*

Chad: GOTTEM! HAHAHAHA I GOT UR ASS BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCK AHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK YOU JUST ATE WOMAN TOAST YOU FUCKING IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHA

by Avid fan of dictionary shit April 25, 2021

burnt toast

you're having a stroke.

Bo Burnham once said "If you smell burnt toast, you're probably having a stroke"

by inksquiddo September 1, 2021

Wooden Toaster

Wooden Toaster or better know as glaze is a music artist who is a brony

"Have you heard of Wooden Toaster ?"
"Do you mean Glaze?"

by NautilusBbx1873 September 12, 2022

Scratched like toast

when you get paid out and have no comeback

"oo dude you got scratched like toast"

by jackmoot October 3, 2007