no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021

Joke

If you call a adventurist as a guy that loves adventure, what would you call a rapist?
Ans: a guy that sings rap music

And an activist?

Ans: a guy that's quite active.

What a great joke

by AbCd!2#4 July 7, 2023

Dad Joke

The best kind of joke

Son: dad I’m hungry!
Dad: hi hungry in dad!
Son: STOP WITH THE DAD JOKES THEY SUCK!

by My bro town November 9, 2020

Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

inside jokes

i doubt the urban dictionary administrators will accept this

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by Your pseudonym September 6, 2025

Inside Joke

A joke that is a very bad joke to everyone except you and your ex, so you have no one to enjoy it with :(

The inside joke I had with Cheryl was quite funny. I miss Cheryl. :(

by •Anony mouse• February 22, 2020

Joke

The thing people say to you when you want to tell them a Joke

Me: Do you want to hear a Joke?
People: I already know what it is?
Me: What are my Joke then?
People: You!

by MyMonsterDK November 9, 2018