pan-meta theory

Theory-of-everything

Reconciles panchronicity and panchrony.
Pan-meta theory explains why color creates music in terms of reflection.
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pan-meta theory

Paradigm that individual intention is modular. Occasionally, the theory of everything.

An addendum to triene-ism.

Pan-meta theory is an infinite line of equally long-discrete-parts that curves from trans-infinite space to super-symmetry.
The paradigm that states that human intention contains its pre-requisite definitions is triene-ism. In other words; you are missing material things or memories; but the STRUCTURE of YOUR intentions stays intact.

At no point is your intention missing its components.

Pan-meta theory; more than a stand-alone theory; is an appendix to triene-ism which adds a universal-contingent of modularity to intention.
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The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.
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proven-theory

A theory that is testable and/or observable, and the conclusion to the results and/or observations must follow the rules of logic.
Scientific theory is now corrupted, proven-theory has clear rules that must be followed.
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The Branard Theory

The probability of beating someone in a fight is equal to 0.5, ±(The difference in height between you and your opponent)*0.1, regardless of physical ability.
In layman's terms, if you are taller than someone, you can beat them in a fight. A fact known by all tall men, and a fact discredited by all short men.
Well my 5'11" friend, since I am 6'3", I could definitely kick your ass... That's The Branard Theory for ya!
by omg_penguin July 31, 2013
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New-Phone Theory

When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
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Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)
Person 1:
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