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Bean soup theory

The bean soup theory describes how people often interpret content through a self-centered lens, assuming it applies to them even when it doesn't.
A TikTok user shared a 7-bean soup recipe, prompting comments like "What if I don't like beans?" and "Can I substitute beans?" Causing a “bean soup theory”
by Monkeygirlll December 17, 2025
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The L Theory

The L theory is a scientific theory that states the following: Anybody with a name starting with the letter L is a cutie. This theory has been confirmed as of September 1888.
The L theory applies to every L except her... not her..
by Lennitth September 15, 2021
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Conspiracy Theory

What retards who are blind to reality call it when you point out something obvious.
Can you believe some people think that anti-Whites want to destroy the White race just because they LITERALLY FUCKING SAY that they want to create a world where everyone (in the White countries) is mixed and there are no more White people, what a conspiracy theory!
by Callivan January 18, 2023
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Copespiracy Theory

A far-fetched conspiracy theory that serves as an alternative explanation for an event someone finds unpleasant or inconvenient.
John: I was just accepted to Harvard University.
Joe: There's no way Harvard accepted you
John: Here's the acceptance letter.
Joe: You probably paid someone on the admissions board to make you a fake acceptance letter.
John: That's just a copespiracy theory.
by You Dropped Something August 17, 2022
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Theories

Best critical ops player that recently quit .
a weird dude named Astute is his punchbag
" Theories is the best "
by get doggystyled July 25, 2021
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The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that one of your friends are so chopped that good looking girls run away in terror, but they can pull because they don’t have a scarecrow.
“John is so chopped I can’t pull in English class, but he already has a girlfriend. He’s an example of the scarecrow theory.”
by Twigsteroonie September 3, 2025
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Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.
The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
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