wet bandaid

A wet bandaid is annoying and almost completelyuseless. You have to constantly adjust it until you give up and throw it out.

Dude you are about as useful as a wet bandaid.

by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

Wet nep

Typical British phrase meaning: A women who’s got jizz all over her Titties. The “Wet” means after the guy’s ejaculated and smothered the nip with his now floppy disk. And “Nep” signifies the nipple being erect.

Tom: Ay bruvh keep ya titties still I’m bout dash ma kids all over them, init fam

Katie: Ok bad man ting but you got hurry. I need get school before my mam finds out I’m shaggin 27 year olds again hehe

Tom: Oh, ah, ye.*Ejaculates* I’m liking that Wet nep on you piffting.

Also Tom: *Rolls a fat joint* fuck off school ya horny slut

by @NiggaGotBigCocks May 18, 2019

Wet Water

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.

Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

wet newspaper

Commonly translated from the Afrikaans use of "nat koerantpapier". Which refers to a person having many tattoos.

That person got hit by a wet newspaper.

by matfalddatson May 3, 2021

Wet canyon

When your gooch (the area between the anus and testicles) is moist after having a shower.

"Pass me that towel"
"Why do you need it?"
"I need to get rid of this wet canyon"

by LordSqueezy June 29, 2017

Wet lemonade

1.When your having sex and you piss in side her vagina.
2.vise versa
3.lemonade that quences thirst(rare)

Brenda: OMG! Did you just give me a wet lemonade… Dick!!

Sam: Well you gave me one last night…bitch!!

Dude that lemonade actually didnt make me thirsty! Alright!

by Jbrad5421 October 15, 2011

neck wet

Getting your throat slit or shot. This is a common phrase used when rivals threaten the others with death threats. Rarely the comment is a hollow promise.

Fuck that jit fool, ima make the boys neck wet if he don’t stop playin.

Yo fool, back up you’re gonna get your fuckin neck wet!

by TittyPincher June 25, 2019