summer nut

seasonal hook up. Usually comes when the weather gets warm.

"Bro my {summer nut} is coming over"

by frankys June 16, 2017

Nut Bread

When a group of guys all stand around one piece of bread on a table, etc. all jacking off onto the piece of bread. The last person to bust a nut on the bread loses and has to eat the soggy piece.

Man, it would suck to be johnny, i heard he lost in a game of Nut Bread last friday.

by Johnny Nutterbutter January 10, 2012

nut shelf

a small, but sturdy peice of flat material (usually wood or plastic) that when attatched to the user's inner thigh creates a wonderful area in which to rest his nuts

Maurice got hit in the balls by a savage ape child so now he wears his nut shelf for support.

by jam session September 1, 2009

Toilet Nuts

When one (male) is going to the bathroom (usually for a number 2) and after the subjects nuts have been on the inside of the toilet bowl and come out cold.

"Dude I think im gonna be off my game for a while after that trip to the b-room"

" Man you got the Toilet Nuts?"

" Yeh dude they are as cold as the other side of the pillow"

by spencer vg. October 16, 2007

supreme nut

The type of nut so large, that it can only be described as supreme nut.

After a week long camp, cuming home and busting a supreme nut.

by Supremenut June 21, 2017

Nut Check

A Nut check is where you walk to someone and yell out "NUT CHECK" and punch their nuts and if they take it like a man, Their a true gamer

*Walks to a friend*
You: NUT CHECK!
*punches his nuts*
Friend: *Beep* My Nuts!
You: your not nut vibin bro

by PhoenixRizer December 18, 2019

Nut head

Some kid called Noah has a very weird head he should get surgery

Nuttt Ed

Nut head buy the loadout

by Hardon June 5, 2021