Whale Hug

When one person (huggie) lays down and hugger lays on top (in any direction), with most of their body weight on the huggie, as if a acting like a beached whale.

Can you not whale hug me while I'm trying to sleep?

by adp723 October 13, 2016

Sperm Whale

A fat/obese cum dumpster

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"

by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017

Taming the whale

Chatting up a fat person

Look at him, he's Taming the whale!

by Tom Mck March 13, 2008

Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.

It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024

Whale gator

A nickname for a large mammal that inhabits rivers, lakes, and mangrove swamps. Kind of a cross between a large blue whale and an alligator.

That whale gator knocked off that lady in the canoe and ate her whole!

by Hardyboy89 July 20, 2021

Space Whale Aesop

When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name

Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with

Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

whale

it means a bird it flies

oh look at that whale its flying!

by anonymous January 15, 2021