When a person bends over and a small bottle of fireball is stuck in their ass and lit with a lighter or match.
by Peter_peter October 28, 2024
Get the Christmas Candlemug. The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.
"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"
by AnthonyBigShield March 2, 2020
Get the Second Christmasmug. Christmas Day spent 6 ft away from your family while wearing face masks and washing your hands hundreds of times during the day. Covid Christmas can also been done over a Zoom call to be 100% safe from catching Covid.
Hey a Brandon, I wanted you to know Christmas this year will be in our back yard so we can stay 6’ft apart. This is called Covid Christmas.
by CovidFun December 25, 2021
Get the Covid Christmasmug. “Yasssss queen it’s Christmas”
by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019
Get the Christmasmug. It's the most wonderful time of the year. It signifies time of when baby Jesus came into our world. People tend to decorate their houses with blow up characters which light up at night. Some also like to decorate their car with reindeer antlers so the car kinda looks like a reindeer... but not so much that you think "oh my there's a reindeer on the road!"
People most often decorate their house on the first week of December. Australia is pretty crap at decorating the outside of their houses, but some have skill. Australians also love to drive around their suburb and beyond, in search for the best Christmas-house. As soon as it hits the 26th of December it becomes boxing day and the Christmas spirit is immediately extinguished as people pack up all their Christmas decorations.
People most often decorate their house on the first week of December. Australia is pretty crap at decorating the outside of their houses, but some have skill. Australians also love to drive around their suburb and beyond, in search for the best Christmas-house. As soon as it hits the 26th of December it becomes boxing day and the Christmas spirit is immediately extinguished as people pack up all their Christmas decorations.
by The Grinch's Worst Nightmare October 24, 2018
Get the christmasmug. Christmas is that one holiday every person loves celebrating the birth of some nigga who is our “lord” (nah religion is a scam).Now Christmas is a time for giving which means every 11 year old asking fortnite skins now the kids that behave get presents while the bad kids get coal but this might not be true because every kid I know gets presants for Christmas.You may ask,who delivers the presents? Well santa claus of course! This fat somehow not diabetic man will deliver presants to all the good kids! While krampus fucks up the bad kids! Now every year you have to put up a tree with some dollarama ordaments on your tree do that fatass can come and eat all your cookies and milk!
It’s christmas morning Billy (age 8) wakes up his parents to open gifts!
Billy:Mommy,Daddy it’s christmas!
Dad:SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP ITS THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS
“Billy goes downstairs to see lots of presants under the tree!”
BillyYAY PRESANTS!!
“Billy opens up a presants to see”
BillyWhats this?
“Billy takes out the toy from the box”
“It’s coal!”
Billy WHAT THE FUCKKKK
“8 years later”
Billy(age 16) sleeps in on Christmas morning waking up to his parents by his bed”
DadWake up Billy! It’s christmas
BillyFUCK OFF
Billy:Mommy,Daddy it’s christmas!
Dad:SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP ITS THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS
“Billy goes downstairs to see lots of presants under the tree!”
BillyYAY PRESANTS!!
“Billy opens up a presants to see”
BillyWhats this?
“Billy takes out the toy from the box”
“It’s coal!”
Billy WHAT THE FUCKKKK
“8 years later”
Billy(age 16) sleeps in on Christmas morning waking up to his parents by his bed”
DadWake up Billy! It’s christmas
BillyFUCK OFF
by Zewrp December 26, 2018
Get the Christmasmug. the “gæs” are an iconic groupchat on stan twitter. they have a musical, “gæs christmas musical” featuring one direction in many different forms
by otbadyson November 27, 2020
Get the gæs christmas musicalmug.