to card

to check someone's ID in order to make sure they are old enough to drink alcohol.

He keeps on carding me even though he knows I'm over 21.

We have to card everyone before serving them beer other wise we get fired.

by LilyChris09 May 30, 2017

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Mmm
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

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swipe the card

When you are 69’ng and you ever so lightly lick the anus.

During my second backwards jockey session, I decided to change things up and swipe the card repeatedly.

by Deezlunch November 14, 2017

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Admin card swipe

Stupid you can't do it on the first try

I hate among us admin card swipe

by Sus boy podcast October 27, 2020

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dude card

A play one makes when "checking", dissing, rebutting or putting down another--either their idea, behavior or character--using the opening line, "Dude!..."

Ex. 1:

Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.

Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!

Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!

Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!

Ex. 2:

Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!

Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!

Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!

by Tee$ December 15, 2011

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