Strawmarathon

A series of arguments against multiple positions purposefully created by the arguer to misrepresent their opponent. This technique is usually utilized by arguers that are either lazy, can not debate their opponent directly, or can not admit they are wrong and need to have a point.

"It looks like those politicians are running a strawmarathon instead of running for election."

"I spent the whole evening flipping between MSNBC and Fox News. I've never seen so many strawmarathons in on sitting."

"I know most Xtranormal videos on YouTube are strawmarathons, but they are hilarious."

by SupermanPunch May 16, 2014

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straws and GTFO

when your in starbucks but your broke af so you just steal the straws and GTFO

mum:okay young jim lets pick up the straws and GTFO

by d3rp December 3, 2015

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Stephen Strasburg

The greatest MLB prospect ever and soon to be the greatest Pitcher ever. Modeled after Nolan Ryan, he will strike you out before you even make it to the plate.

Boyfriend: Baby, if you ever cheat on me, let it be with Stephen Strasburg.

Girlfriend: I already have

by Nolan Ryan Strasburg July 17, 2010

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strawberry

1. Verb - To have the most enormous, nastiest diarrhea shit in your life. Often, it is only strawberry if the shit is spontaneous and is enough to rip off or damage the fabric of the pants.

2. Noun - An enormous, nasty diarrhea shit. Also known as sonic diarrhea

1. I sure hope my pants are triple-stitched, 'cause I'm gonna strawberry!

2. Man, that LosBetos last night gave poor JR a strawberry

by Michael Werth June 9, 2005

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