Australian Snow Storm

An intricate masturbatory position requiring the masturbator to be in an inverse of the Z vector tangential to the earth's surface i.e. hanging from a pull-up bar via gravity boots. This form requires strength, finesse, deep concentration, preperation, and most importantly aim. When climax is reached, the ejaculate (if directed properly) will descend gracefully like snowflakes on a Winter's day.

Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.

It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.

Although Steve had been training for months, he went blind while attempting the Australian Snow Storm when the acidity of the poorly aimed semen landed in his eyes causing permanent erosion of his retinas.

by tgirl93 October 31, 2012

Canadian snow storm

The act of ejaculating into an oscillating fan, making your semen fly all over the place

The Canadian snow storm was hitting the room full of girls hard

by Giggity Goo March 27, 2017

Chocolate Snow Kiss

This is a 3-part maneuver beginning with the act of blowing one's load into another's butt hole. The pitcher then swiftly dives down to suck their chum back out of the catcher's anus before spinning him around and spitting it back into his mouth.

Little Biebs really thought he was getting it bad from Big Wayne until Wayne gave him a chocolate snow kiss. Biebs instantly regretted eating street tacos earlier that day.

by Savage Glen May 1, 2017

snow ball

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose, and she then sneezes the load on to another's face.

Sarah snow balled mike's load on to austins face at the party last night

by Daddy_Dollar November 9, 2013

Texas snow plow

the act of cumming to ones large hat then putting the hat on a partner's face the hitting the back of the hat,(to squash it) to cover the persons face in the contents.

she wasn't very good in bed so i gave her a Texas snow plow instead.

by pantsman40 March 13, 2011

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

The only real and legit way of ending any haiku.

This sentence must at all times be used to end a haiku, ignoring the sentences that came before it.

A) Sonic the Hedgehog,
You are the best game ever.
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

by _Announcer October 12, 2015

michigan snow plow

when you are nailing a chick from behind, and u knock her arms out from under her, and she face plants into the bed

michigan snow plow is the new doggie style

by abe owner September 30, 2008