short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.

short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.

how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome

by so help me September 24, 2016

Sad Sack

A man or woman at the roulette table in caesars palace who can’t afford to put down at least 100 dollars on red or black.

Well would you look at these sad sacks wearing the phish shirts.

by Burgertime22 November 24, 2021

Sad

Someone who (for example) thinks that people who aren't from london have stolen the word peng

Me: haha that's peng
Connah: don't ever say that again that's a London word it was originated in London but you stole it
Me: you are a sad little boy

by Thepengestgal October 12, 2019

Sad boy season

The period over Christmas and new year when all the random boys from your past reach out to you. They’re still single and their loneliness is at its peak.

Example text “ Maybe I thought I'd say hi after many years. Xo”
“Hey it’s been way too long between messaging but how have you been?”

Have you been getting lots of randoms texts lately? Yeah it’s sad boy season.

by notyoursweetheart March 1, 2022

Code Sad

Where you go home without solving a coding problem in software engineering and it will bug you all night.

Hey Rick, Stack Overflow doesn't help, I can't solve the issue, I'm gonna be code sad all weekend.

by McBeak July 26, 2019

BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*

You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

by SomeoneWhoHasNotTouchedGrass June 19, 2022