the royal we

The use of "we" as a replacement for "I" by couples who are so entwined in each other they can't figure out who's who.

"We went to go see a movie."
"We don't want to talk to you anymore"
"We love each other soooo much"

by couple hater November 10, 2003

Royce

An automobile, which the driver is full of extreme guilt and needing closure.

You better pull the royce out of the garage for a spring cleaning and polish. The royce looks a little dusty.

by Larry11111 September 23, 2011

Royale with cheese

When you get the FINEST cock you've ever had...but it was unshowered, not clean, but still a damn nice cock.

Wow Jenny, I was jogging this morning and saw Bob. He said hey. We ended up doing some In and outs.
How was it Kelly?
It was a Royale with Cheese. If only he had a chance to take a shower. Then it would've been Le Big Mac!

by Andi June 10, 2006

Royal With Cheeze

What a quater pounder with cheeze is called in france

"They don't call it a quater pounder with cheeze in france." "No they have metric system, so they don't know what the fuck a quater pound is."

by Pit November 14, 2003

royal flusher

the process of sticking someone's head in a toilet and flushing

We gave that jerk a royal flusher in the men's room

by eddy July 19, 2003

ROYDNCBCOSTA

Rolling On Your Dads New Car Bonnet Choking On Small Toy Animals.

Can be used as a substitute for 'lol' and will get you huge amounts of street cred because its founder was a nang guy called Matthew Kenith Tyrrell. Safe.

"HAHAHAHA! Rolling on your dads new car bonnet choking on small toy animals!!! That was a goodun!"

"ROY-DNCB-COSTA!!! Classic Joke!"

"ROYDNCBCOSTA (all one word)"

by Geetarpunk November 12, 2006

Royal I

The use of the word "I" in place of the word "One" when referring to any particular person or even oneself when separated from the context of their own identity.

Alice: If I steal a loaf of bread, would the store press charges?

Bob: You really shouldn't be considering something like that. Stealing is wrong.

Alice: I'm not literally considering loaf thievery. You're missing the point, it's hypothetical.

Bob: Oh, I get it. Like a Royal I.

by supercalagofuckyourself August 1, 2018