Relatingabled

A man who goes around thinking he’s all that and threatens to hurt you and do bad things if you disobey him

That Relatingabled said he would hurt me

by Ketzcia September 23, 2023

relatilism

the feeling or connection you feel towards relating to someone or something with similarities

"wow! i feel so much relatilism towards that."
"do you feel relatilism?"

by BIgBoyManDoggiDogYesSirlogz October 11, 2023

Relationsheep

A predator and prey relationship between two individials.Mostly emotionally or sexually

Have you recently seen sally?she is soo ruined by that relationsheep.
That Daniel guy you men?

yep,

by TourageKnight October 27, 2023

Realtor Elizabeth

A moron who doesn't realize urban dictionary is not a credible source for choosing her customers

Realtor Elizabeth doesn't realize anyone can upload

by PartDoggo October 27, 2023

Relationship

Something YOU'LL never have

Chay : I wish I had a relationship with Kenshi..

Kim and Shalom : That'll never happen

by Potato Kim The Shipper November 5, 2023

Relationship

I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!

Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*

Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2023

Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2023