Riley

The most perfect person in the whole world. Basically the equivalent of the sun walking around in human form. You never laugh more than when you're with them, and the sound of their laugh fills your whole body with happiness. Truly the best friend you could ever have, and the most amazing person you will ever know. Not to mention, the most gorgeous and sexy and hot person ever to live. Riley's are superior!!!

"Do you know Riley?"
"no"
"Well you are missing out in a big way"

by Calleesaurus June 5, 2023

Riley

A very fuckable man who everyone wants to smash down with their throbbing rock hard dicks.
One of the hottest specimens known to man kind.
Has a huge penis with thick veins full of the tastiest semen a man can have.

Person 1: Oh my god i want Riley to bang me sooo much, i think i might cum just thinking about him.
Person 2: I already did cum, and I don't know Riley!
Person 1: Yeah, when he was walking past me when I was walking my dog, my dog ejaculated absolutely everywhere, and it is a girl!
Person 2: I can't blame her!

by Huge Cocked Boy June 11, 2023

Riley

Riley is bald.
they will steal your ip and post it to your genshin porn server.

riley has destroyed kasra by eating his liver

by Arvinisasmelly April 17, 2023

Riley duns

riley duns is the perfect man ever to be existed he is so hot and will make anyone cum fr fr he also is insane at american football he is numba 1 in the whole world

girl riley duns is so hawt
on god bruh

by PENIS PESNSI EPSNI April 18, 2023

Riley Wood

This guy Riley Wood will take your girl and all da hoes this guy has a massive wood.
Awesome guy overall 😎👍

That guy is packing dont steal my girl i beg he is such a Riley Wood

by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023

riley freeman

An adorable gangsta who will be my husband when he’s older

Me: “Riley freeman is so cool!!”
Rando: “Who’s riley?”
Me: “Nigga.. you don’t know who riley is??”
Rando: “No”
Me: Riley is the best character from boondocks

by ariwatts! April 22, 2023

Ryleebutnot

"straight" twitch streamer and youtuber who sounds like a 10 year old little stupid ass boy who just learnt how to swear
plays guitar left handed (and is dogshit), keeps getting their dick stuck in various cans, awful person, can't play any videogames, has an ok ish youtube channel, was rejected 19 times or something like that, fake British, fake American, definitely homosexual

Buddy A: hey you know that one weird twitch streamer?
Buddy B: oh yeah ryleebutnot?
Buddy A: yeah, that bitchc

by squidwardsfavslvt April 23, 2023