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Queef

Basically farting, but out of the vagina, except it's not methane, it's just air trapped in the vagina, and only smells if the women's on her period or have an infection, so if you're woman's queef smells, don't have sex with her with her and if you already have, uuuh... Go to the doctors
Man: (has a massive fart)
Man: (laughs)
Woman: eww
Woman: (queefs)
Woman: (laughs)
Man: EWWW

Queefing is gay, farts are better
by Luvs2spewge February 25, 2022
mugGet the Queefmug.

Queef biscuit

A person who pisses you off for no reason and you want to put them in there place
Person 1: your gay
Person 2:shut up you queef biscuit
by Imaqueefbiscuit August 1, 2022
mugGet the Queef biscuitmug.

Queef pup

Used when your talking to @samanthabrooke54 or @samanthababy28 on tiktok. Use this when your feeling frustrated or mad towards her
Ugh Samantha you are such a little QUEEF PUP !!!
by Sheep78 February 7, 2022
mugGet the Queef pupmug.

Queef bag

Any bag of drugs a girl will queef for.
Him-What's the plan miss?
Her - You know the daily queef bag😚
by Your bud. April 13, 2019
mugGet the Queef bagmug.

queef

when a woman farts but does it from her vagina
ugh I'm gonna queef
by giggityglenqmire March 26, 2023
mugGet the queefmug.

Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021
mugGet the Shell-Queefmug.

Scousers queef

The scousers queef smell stayed in my clothing
by Tedbundy666 March 15, 2021
mugGet the Scousers queefmug.

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