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Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.
Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
by Track and Shield November 12, 2021
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Peanut Butter Person

The type of person who is extremely musty and has a distinct type of smell. Typically also thinks they’re funny when they’re just loud and smelly.
what’s the wretched smell ?
smells like a Peanut Butter Person to me
by ball destroyer February 2, 2022
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Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.
by DUDE May 13, 2005
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hot peanut butter fart

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.
Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.
by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020
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peanut slutter and jelly

Someone who enjoys as much as they enjoy a classic PB&J, and they know how to lick the knife clean.
She, being a peanut slutter and jelly, enjoyed new sexual experiences.
by Poetlaureate February 16, 2022
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Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.
Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.
by Odd_James August 4, 2025
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peanut pecker

Small Penis like the size of a peanut
WOW ALEX WATERS HAS A PEANUT PECKER
by IDK12345667788 November 9, 2017
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