tired old queen

a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature

*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~

by asockworkorange May 27, 2018

Old Barney Tim

Old Barney Tim is a great human that is other known as Jess. He has a wife named mrs Barney tim And a child potato. Potato’s birthday is tomorrow so happy birthday potato!!!!

Old Barney Tim and mrs Barney Tim’s wedding will be in two weeks and they’re will be a lolly ring.

All old Barney Tim’s friends will be at the wedding taking some kind of part in it and there will be a party the night before.

Old Barney Tim was made to make people happy and laugh in serious or unhappy situations or at any other time.

Over all I I love you to the moon and back old Barney Tim sooo much he is amazing.

Bad situation

Old Barney Tim: hi guys let’s get this party started.
Then everyone laughs and has a good time or ELSE!

by 12T16H March 13, 2019

Old-Man-Itis

A contagious disease that makes you want to lay in bed and stay on your phone watching videos. Another symptom is listening to political podcasts and listening to 60's music on the regular. This disease reduces your energy to do anything active or go outside. Some other symptoms could include a fever and sleeping for most of the day. The only time you get up is when it is time to eat and you head back to bed. Originated from Ivan Najera.

Bro you hear about Ivan? He been sleeping all day and has been on his phone in bed all day. He doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Guess he has the Old-Man-Itis

by Flaco7 March 14, 2018

old milk twisties

An even better name for nipples.

Hey Brad! I’m gonna touch your old milk twisties, so you better watch out!

by 5exyg1raff3 March 30, 2019

Old ass knees

Whenever Jaylen Shippen walks or shows his knees

Damm jayship old ass knees dickhead

by Dombih March 15, 2019

Old Fashioned Christmas

When your girl gives you an Old Fashioned aka hand Job under the table during the family Christmas dinner.

Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

very old grapes

Just some old grapes

1 Hey Steve those are very old grapes you have.

2 I know I'm getting rid of them.

by very old grapes December 27, 2020