a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature
*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~
by asockworkorange May 27, 2018
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That’s Old Lady Jackson. Old Lady Jackson is coming out. Oh sorry that wasn’t me that was Old Lady Jackson.
by megxlaurenn May 8, 2020
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Carrie joined us for dinner and helped celebrate with an old fashioned Christmas. I nutted all up in my dinner napkin.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Get the Old Fashioned Christmas mug.A contagious disease that makes you want to lay in bed and stay on your phone watching videos. Another symptom is listening to political podcasts and listening to 60's music on the regular. This disease reduces your energy to do anything active or go outside. Some other symptoms could include a fever and sleeping for most of the day. The only time you get up is when it is time to eat and you head back to bed. Originated from Ivan Najera.
Bro you hear about Ivan? He been sleeping all day and has been on his phone in bed all day. He doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Guess he has the Old-Man-Itis
by Flaco7 March 14, 2018
Get the Old-Man-Itis mug.Anyone that thinks Jordan is the goat and what ever team jordan is on will win because Jordan doesn’t lose. You might say things like “Jordan had a winning mindset” and “doesn’t lose”. Nba old heads also say that all players do is flop now and they hate LeBron.
by NotKD September 6, 2021
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Stoner 2: - Aw that was the shit! Got so baked..Those were the good old daze bruh
Stoner 2: - Aw that was the shit! Got so baked..Those were the good old daze bruh
by EtienneKing January 1, 2012
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Guy 1: Bro, that seven year old tried to be relatable by talking about some 11 year old meme
Guy 2: stupid seven year old
Guy 2: stupid seven year old
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