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Super Straight

One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.
Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"

Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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super straight

A term made up by transphobes to inform the public they are transphobes. Not to be confused with a genital preference.

Super straight: would never date a transgender person

Genital preference: would not sleep with someone with certain parts (example: a straight man may not want to sleep with a pre-operation transgender woman)

If you would not date a trans person, even after operations, even if they're 100 percent passing, then congratulations, you're a "super straight."

I may be slightly confused, but this is my take on the situation.
person: I'm a super straight!
me: oh, okay. You're a transphobe.
person: NO, I'm a SUPER STRAIGHT, I WOULD JUST NEVER DATE- (insert rant here)
by Ace_The_Card_Man December 12, 2021
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Straight Faggots

These straight faggots be takin ova this place.
by NYCJfry December 13, 2021
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Spicy straight

When a straight person would have sexual intercourse with the same sex but would never have romantic feelings for them
Cason made out with a dude for 15 minutes so we would consider his spicy straight
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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Straight Bang'n

To completely disregard all for of dicipline and beat the living fuck out of someone!
Last night Chris was Straight Bang'n to the guy who was talking shit to him!
by squackatu October 25, 2006
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Home straight

When a man painfully ejaculates after anal into another man's belly button,locks it out and sucks him off afterwards
Man my dad gave me an excellent home straight
by Jon Mcdowall stares at kids October 27, 2018
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straight trippin

When you said that I haven't paid my child support, you were straight up trippin'!
by Morgan Witt September 13, 2003
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