Fake friend day is June 10th and you just post them fake people in your life and cut them off to pretend you never met them😘.
by Domo😘 June 9, 2020
Get the FAKE FRIEND DAYmug. A popular nickname for Putin’s Bitch that has quickly moved beyond the street and now slips easily off the lips of fine upstanding citizens, even in the workplace.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
Get the fake ass presidentmug. The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.
I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
Get the fake weather predictionmug. When you have a hole in your bullet proof vest ahead of time and pretend to be shot by a Japanese whaling vessel, as seen on Whale Wars.
Dude 1: Did you see that episode of Whale Wars when the captain got shot?
Dude 2: Yeah, that was hella fake. That fool was Fake Shot...He had a hole in his bullet proof vest, but no hole in his shirt.
Dude 1: Hells yeah. Homeboy thought he was Biggie Smalls.
Dude 2: Yeah, that was hella fake. That fool was Fake Shot...He had a hole in his bullet proof vest, but no hole in his shirt.
Dude 1: Hells yeah. Homeboy thought he was Biggie Smalls.
by Smiggie Balls March 3, 2010
Get the Fake Shotmug. it came from gacha. Theyre dumb and fucking idiots.
Me: hey dumbass gacha your video sucks you should fucking kill yourself. Go get a life
The gacha dumbass: Oh yea who do you think your talking to I already killed myself
Me: bruh then why are you still alive commenting and you used Gucci bracelets
The gacha dumbass: Uhh..
Me: Shut up . Your looking for attention are you, you dumbass fool you shitass faggot * shoots the gacha to death*
Fake depression means it's fake whenever they use Red bracelets on gacha that means they are fake depression
Me: hey dumbass gacha your video sucks you should fucking kill yourself. Go get a life
The gacha dumbass: Oh yea who do you think your talking to I already killed myself
Me: bruh then why are you still alive commenting and you used Gucci bracelets
The gacha dumbass: Uhh..
Me: Shut up . Your looking for attention are you, you dumbass fool you shitass faggot * shoots the gacha to death*
Fake depression means it's fake whenever they use Red bracelets on gacha that means they are fake depression
by Glamrock Flame January 19, 2021
Get the Fake depressionmug. The excuse for when others talk Shit about you that's true and you don't want people to know it so you call it fake even though it isn't because there's evidence, and you just don't want to take responsibility because you're a little bitch.
"I heard from tv that your hotel went out of business."
"No. That's fake news."
"Dude, they have clear evidence of it."
"No they don't. It's fake news."
"No. That's fake news."
"Dude, they have clear evidence of it."
"No they don't. It's fake news."
by RTNightmare July 12, 2017
Get the Fake Newsmug. Similar to Jihad Jeep, but instead of actually blowing the tank up, ram into it and scare the occupants into thinking they're about to get blown sky high. They jump out, you jump in. Turn their own tank on them, or for the lulz just drive away for maximum rustling of jimmies.
by LOLGUNS May 15, 2016
Get the fake jihad jeepmug.