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Boob Ninja

A ninja that is addicted to boobies and possibly cocaine.
Woah, that boob ninja was totally just checking me out.
by The Waffler December 10, 2005
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Sex Ninja

Someone who is super sneaky in bed and doesn't get caught or noticed (Unless they want to be).
"I am a super sneaky Sex Ninja. I will sneak into your house, Into your room, Take what I want from you, Leave and you will never know I was there."
by C00kie Crumbs December 6, 2006
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Ninja Gaiden

One of the Hardest games on X-Box that is impossible to beat.
It took me forever to beat Ninja Gaiden on X-Box.
by Nick May 13, 2005
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swagger ninja

A swagger ninja is a person with so much swagger you can't deny it. It's very strong when you're in the presence of a swagger ninja. To become a swagger ninja, you have to take a test. There are only 6 swagger ninja's known to the world right now.
Damn, jen-gaga b.cata mligz lil't kris10 and tdauph have so much swagger, they must be swagger ninjas!
by woah swagger ninja May 2, 2010
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Ninja Google

When you look something up at work but the rules on using the net during working hours are a little vague...ok, you’re not supposed to use it but you really need to look it up because if you don’t it’ll drive you crazy and distract you from work so really you’re doing it for the greater good...
“What was the name of the receptionist in Ghostbusters?”
“errrr... ninja google it
“ok, watch the door”
by statsbadass March 9, 2010
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Ninja Handbook

Ancient Handbook revealing the ways of Ninja's throughout past centuries. Detailing moves and remedies of ancient days, the Handbook is often used as a guide for Ninjas in training. Although the Handbook is considered by some to be a myth, because of a terrible Asian's mistake, 2 white people have learned of its existence. Naturally this sparked interest in the index.
How does Bruce Lee do all those wicked awesome flips and kicks? He must have learned them from his Ninja Handbook.
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cattail ninjas

1. Some rad girlie band from Portland, Maine.
2. Ninjas that fight with cattails.
1. "Those Cattail Ninja girls are pretty rad, and so's their music."
2. "Capisic Pond is FULL of those cattail ninjas, so you better watch out, FOOL!"
by the guhllies. October 23, 2005
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