Noodle

A term given to a very small thin penis

When he dropped his pants I needed a a magnifying glass to see his Noodle

by Bumol'e August 1, 2016

shnoodle noodle

Dick snot

Your such a shnoodle noodle

by Suffices July 26, 2016

discombobulated noodle

amazing, fantastic, the best person you will ever meet, super funny and kind but single ready to mingle

shut up you discombobulated noodle

by discombobulated noodle May 3, 2018

Let the noodle slide

To engage in sexual intercourse with a minimum of one penis involved.

“Hey bro, how’d your date go? Did she let the noodle slide?”

by Noodle slider May 4, 2018

lawn noodle

Wimpy little arms

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!

by XABmckean4 May 4, 2018

Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants

Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018

flute noodles

Penne Pasta. Which is a noodle that you play as a flute.

I played a siiiick solo on my flute noodles during dindin that I got double dessert!

by FlyBoyChris February 13, 2018