Mexican holiday

The act of getting fucked up on tequila and weed like a Mexican, and going to work.

Tom: Hey, Lyle fucked up the expense reports for this week.

Leeroy: Well it's no surprise, he's on a Mexican holiday.

Tom: Oh yeah, he just had sex with my secretary.

by rutherford the dominator September 6, 2011

mexican fishhook

when u dig up yur butt and then stretch someone mouth with butty finger

my street ho was running her spicket so i had to givevdat bitch a mexican fishhook

by FromDaRidge February 13, 2015

mexican leaf blower

when the mexican that snorts the most coke has allergies and has to go outside to blow snot rockets and gets rid of your leaves for you in the process.

no honey, i don't need to rake this year, i got a mexican leaf blower.

by vato4loko99bananas March 17, 2015

mexican rerock

Chalky old school mexican meth that is recrystalized to glass and old school taste is still noticed

I bet you haven't had any mexican rerock in a long time ,Cruz over and try it

by Trip trep October 6, 2016

mexican lap dance

The act of a couple having sex while the man sits on the toilet and takes a dump. The woman sits facing the same direction and does the work.

I asked her for a blumpkin but she said she'd rather give me a Mexican lap dance.

by Aldiros October 5, 2016

Mexican brick weed penguin head

This little shit right here 🐧

Shit, here comes Mexican brick weed penguin head again, that bodyless fucker always stinks like Mexican brick weed.

by MistahCheeks August 10, 2016

mexican drug lord

When you are in the gym locker room and you wear your button-up shirt without buttoning it up. Preceded to say' " Sell all the cocaine" and say yes in a very evil but slightly charming voice.

1.Man that shirt is making you look like a Mexican drug lord

2.William Goad is a Mexican drug lord

by Tesco man May 31, 2016