Meat wheel

When two dudes 69

I heard josh and ray did a meat wheel after work.

by JE84 June 14, 2016

meat rabbit

When someone has no value to you, except for a meal.

"Hey Josh! How was that lady friend last night?"

"Ehhh, nothing to brag about, but she made some good sausage biscuits and gravy in the morning!"

"Total Meat Rabbit"

by kukler April 7, 2020

meat gut

Refers to when you are over stuffed with bbq or food and have an extra big stomach

"Dad was so full he had a meat gut!"

by TroubleLo2212 June 17, 2016

Meat Squeegee

A tight vagina.

Wanna watch a whore shoot golf balls out of her meat squeegee? Only ten bucks.

by ghostmeat July 23, 2012

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

Meat Rash

Rash presenting it's self primarily on genital area. Which is generally a result of excessive masturbation.

I spent a couple hours to my self last night. Now I have this raging case of Meat Rash.

by The Meat Men August 26, 2011