maths

a torture method used on children 5 days a week. Sometimes on weekends as well.

I hate maths!
I don't understand maths.

by HelloKittyLover66 October 26, 2022

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Maths

A concept created by some arabic twats to piss off the entirety of human kind.

Person 1: What's your opinion on Maths?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Erm, hel-
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE POINT IN INCINERATING CHILDREN'S BRAINS CELLS, TO LEARN A TOPIC, THAT'S FLAWED ANYWAYS?!?!
Person 1: Bro chill! Tf does that even mean anyways, maths isn't flawed.
Person 2: Watch fucking Veritasium on youtube. Bro literally destroys the concept of maths with a vid titles, "there is a hole at the bottom of Math".

*post watching vid*
Person 1: ......FUU-

by Punjabi Peanut June 21, 2023

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The true sleeper of keeping the next generation in check.

A:bro I’m struggling with tomorrows test and professors notes are dogshit
B: no worries bro organic math chemistry tutors got your back, he will explain the whole topic in under an hour and I don’t think most of us would have survived in college without him.

by NotACollegeDropoutAnymore September 22, 2025

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What a fucking waste of your bitch ass time. A horrible mother fucking website.

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Math

A type of sorcery, far above all others, and practised by wizards far above the level of Merlin, such as Archimedes, Pythagoras and Euler.

Harry Potter fan: Hey bro I wish I could go to hogwarts
Asian kid: There's a magic school better then hogwards, it's called math class

Dickwad: Hey look at that nerdy asian kid doing his Math
Smart (not asian smart) dude: Careful dude he's gonna blast your brain to smithereens with his linear algebra shit

by Shit,Ts-gei August 14, 2020

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