A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.
Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."
by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019
Stormer: Did you see Lord Farquaad playing the bass?!
Stormer 2: Yeah. I heard he's pretty good at it.
Stormer 2: Yeah. I heard he's pretty good at it.
by Ollixe December 06, 2019
by .lord_farquaad_ June 11, 2020
A young man compensating for something, usually claims to be 5’9’’ when everyone knows it to be false.
Lord Farquaad over there just said he was going to ‘torch my shit’ but I don’t think he could torch a cigarette.
by Dangerlazer November 30, 2024
Man, Kenny just taxed a painting he liked from the National Portrait Gallery. Just stuck it in his pants and mooched off without getting gripped. He was on ten drops of pink acid. That dude is a total chill lord.
by andy soup February 22, 2010
a small annoying child usually located around Yorkshire. regularly fuming and the definition of raging autisim, who cant resist the one and only lord atkinson.
hello there lord atkinson
by Domwpc September 27, 2020
by Davetheseshlord April 13, 2021